HE'S BEEN MOWING THE GARDEN SINCE THE ERA OF THE FIRST BAG. COMFY. DISCIPLINED. UNBOTHERED.
JOIN THE DOJO
ARMED WITH AN ANCIENT BLADE AND GAS STATION SUNGLASSES. HE SURVIVED THE GAS WARS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. RESPECT THE TOPKNOT.
DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT. UNC ALREADY MOWED THE ROADMAP. JUST SIP THE TEA AND RELAX.
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